"It's fuckin hilarious..."

• Kid: Your beards not real.
• Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
• Kid: How come?
• Willie: I loved a woman who wasnt clean.
• Kid: Mrs. Claus?
• Willie: Actually it was her sister.

My dad didn't do a shit with his life, so he tooked it out on me. You can say that I'm no different, and I have to say that you're right. But at this point, it's too late to start over. Funny how things work out.

It's fuckin hilarious!